Defining myself in C and C++

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/* Defining myself in C */
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# include "Knowledge_infinite"

#define LOVE "noTime"
#define WORK "allTime"
#define LIFE "wantToBeUnique"
#define DREAM "toMakeASpaceShip"

#define HAPPINESS "AlwaysThereForYou"

int pank_main()
{
PankDataType DateOfBirth = 26/04/83;

if ( Day == Date of Birth)
{
Day = 0; Day++;
}

while( ON_earth)
{

//1.
feel_happy_about_yourself( Day++);

//2.
Remember_the_goal_to_achieve( Me);

//3.
Think( whoAllNeededToAchieveGoal);


for( LIFE) // Because, life is definite
{
//1.
WorkTowardsAchievingGoal( DREAM, time);

//2.
DontHurtAnyone( PeopleAround);

//3.
AlwaysBeThereWith_A_Smile( me, All);
}
}

return HAPPINESS;
}


feel_happy_about_youself()
{
//1.
prayToGod( GiveEveryoneHappiness);

//2.
makePeopleRealize ( goals);

//3.
FeelGood( me);
}



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/// Definition in C++
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class Me
{
protected:
Me()
{
initialize_mind = INFINITE;
}
Me( int, char *luckiestDay, char *wish);


private:
char allFeatures(*)[60];
};

int main( int argc, char **argv)
{
int second;
int noOfThoughts = INFINITE;

Me Pank = new ( noOfThoughts * INFINITE, "26 April 1983", "Want's to climb Sky");

for( int years = 0; years <= TILL_I_DIE; years++)
think_of_invention( second);

}